He Who Releases A Video

August 27, 2026

Behold, the grand debut of Thinker Portal video essays…

This is the greatest story ever told — so now I guess it’s all downhill from here and there’s really no point in releasing anything anymore.

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Enjoy, you lovely people (actually still no one at the time of posting).

Spread the word. Share the tale. Like and subscribe and give me the password to your bank account.

We’re in the endgame now.

Seriously though, I did it — 2+ years of backlogging in the dark and now I’ve finally uploaded an mp4 file to Mother YouTube.

Will it go viral? Will Thinker Portal radically transform the intellectual landscape? Will I get precisely 7 views (including the 4 I already gave myself from alternate accounts) and finally have to get a real job after 7 years of freedom? Will AI takeover the world in 10 days and thus render everything else irrelevant? Will subs with the bread partially connected ever rightfully be seen more like tacos and hotdogs rather than sandwiches? Will anyone ever read this besides my mom (please mom)? Will I ever stop typing? Will the greatest story ever told cement itself in the annals of time and space as the prologue of an even GREATER story ever told?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON TPZ.