LAST TIME ON TPZ…

After years of solitude slaving away in a dark cave, He Who Writes All The Time And Has Many Cool Ideas But Never Shares Much Of Them With The Rest Of The World finally transformed into He Who Releases A Video.

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Days later, the young ape fell into an existential crisis upon discovering the video contained a previously undetected error…oh no!

Emotionally defeated and desperate to escape the unrelenting claws of his perfectionist demons, the time had finally come to accept an immutable past — but minutes later he realized nobody even watched the video yet so there was nothing stopping him from just deleting it and reuploading the fixed version!

And thus, The Greatest Story Ever Told: Remastered Before Anybody Even Watched It™ graced the world as the barely-in-existence Thinker Portal canon was forever rewritten.

BUT THEN ANOTHER ERROR EMERGED! This was the TRUE villain though, a beast hiding in plain sight that doomed a man’s precious works to eternal failure.

But alas, He Who Deletes And Reuploads Every Time A New Flaw Is Discovered would never be a sustainable identity.

“Let it go”, he said. “Fix what remains and move forward”.

And so he did — a new era on the horizon.

Now, the stage has been set for the epic sequel to the first video that still nobody even saw.

Behold:

The Purposefully Powerful Paperclip Parable

(or something like that idk it’s the thing just click it and watch please for the love of zeus).